Beer Jokes - Drunk Irishman
An Irishman's been
at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is
closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures
that he will crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will
sober him up.
Once outside he tries again to
stand up and falls flat on his face. So the Irishman crawls home. At the
door he again tries to stand up, only to fall flat on his face. So he then
craws through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries
one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound
asleep.
He awakens the next morning to his
wife standing over him shouting. " So you've been out drinking
again!!!" " How did you know?" he asks. " The pub
called, you left your wheelchair there again."
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