Medical Jokes - The Good News

The usual scene. A Doctor says to a patient, "Well, I've got good news and bad news."

The patient asks for the bad news and the doctor tells him that he has just three weeks to

live. "Three weeks! That's terrible. I'll be dead in three weeks! What's the good news."

Doctor says, "See my huge breasted receptionist? Well, I'm fucking her!"

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