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Government Jokes - Quotes from D.C. Mayor Marion Barry
"The contagious people of Washington have
stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment
weather." "I promise you a police car on every
sidewalk." "If you take out the killings, Washington
actually has a very very low crime rate." "First, it was not a strip bar, it was an
erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl." "Bitch set me up." "I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am
in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George
Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." "The laws in this city are clearly racist.
All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist." "I am making this trip to Africa because
Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel.
As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to
Africa?" "People have criticized me because my
security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask
yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to
kill the president? I can assure you there are." "The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than
100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice." "I read a funny story about how the
Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created
slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he
was not a Republican." "What right does Congress have to go around
making laws just because they deem it necessary?" "People blame me because these water mains
break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my
responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!" "I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding
Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am
a humble man."
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