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Computer Jokes - Bill Gates in
Haven
Bill Gates dies and is up at the pearly
gates.
St Peter: Well, you've got a choice. Have a look around here. Pop down to
Hell and see what Satan has to offer. Check us out, and then let me know
your decision.
Bill has a look around heaven. Lots's of somber people singing hymns,
praising the Lord .
He goes down to Hell. There are beautiful beaches, lots of sun, sand,
attractive women . Long cool drinks that never get you drunk. He loves it.
He goes back to St Peter.
Gates: Look, I know you're really doing good things here, but Hell seems
more with it. More my kind of scene, you know what I mean? No hard
feelings, but I pick Hell.
St Peter: No worries. You've got it.
Bill finds himself back in Hell, neck deep in fire and brimstone,
suffering eternal torment. He can't figure it out.
Gates: Hey! St Peter! Where are the beautiful girls and long beaches and
cool drinks?
St Peter: Sorry if you got confused, That was just the demo version |
