Beer Jokes - Drinker's Alphabet
A-Alcohol:The key
to surviving college
B-Beer:The most disgusting alcohol
of all, but great for chugging
C-Class:What you're supposed to get
up and go to after a Thursday night party
D-Dancing:A favorite pastime of
almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E-Emergency:The keg is empty or
there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F-Fucked Up:Signified by leaning
over a toilet puking your guts out
G-Games:Anything that involves
cards, dice and chugging beers
H-Hang-over:Reminds you of how
great last night was and how much you drank
I-Idiot:The guy that spilled his
beer on you and everyone else at the party
J-Jail:Where you'll end up after
trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K-Kissing:What you'll do to
anything that moves after 15 beers
L-Lord:Person you beg to get you
out of every situation involving alcohol
M-Money:That which you no longer
have due to too much partying
N-Not Again!:What you scream when
you wake up beside someone you don't know
O-Oh shit!-What you say as you're
falling down the stairs.
P-Pee:What you have to do every
five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q-quilt:What you puked on last
night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!
R-Reform:What you promise god you
will do while you're puking in the toilet
S-Sex:What you did with that person
you met last night while you were drunk
T-Ten:The number of beers it takes
ME to get drunk
U-Underage:Most of the drinking
population in college town
V-Vodka:The mother of all alcohols
and the best way to get drunk in an hour
W-Worm:The part of Tequila that
reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X-X-Ray:How they can see into your
stomach before they pump it
Y-Yourself:The one who drinks WAY
TOO MUCH every week-end
Z-Zoned:How you will be for the
next 12 hours following drinking
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